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Bimbo Sial

Today i saw this shirt worn by a certain bimbo.

On the front
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I lost my dog
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On the back,where the bimbotic-ness begins
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Reward:
one hundred kisses
Call:
555-Pink
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It just affected me man...

Bad Parking Gets Worse


-And then there were two!

Innovation



Liwei, Lucy, James, Ryan, Ethel, Eliza, Crystal and i were at Cathay, chilling in the basement; Playing cards and talking trash.

This photo was taken at one of the food stalls.I thought to myself:"wah so smart, use dustbins as stools."

Doesn't the seats look like overturned dustbins?

Poor English

Defintion of 'writing'

writ·ing.
to write (something) by hand.

Whenever someone is TYPING a message on Msn, the conversation box discreetly lets us know by showing the '(the person) is writing a messaege' quote.

A person on the computer CANNOT be writing a message...Only TYPING a message.

I'm just bored lah =)

When Was Your Last Time?

When was the last time you were actually laughing while typing 'LOL' (Laugh Out Loud)?

When was the last time you were actually laughing while typing 'HAHA'?

When was the last time you actually made someone laugh by telling a joke through an SMS?

When was the last time you actually made someone laugh by telling a joke through MSN?

When was the last time a picture made you laugh?

Technology has significantly voided us of sincerity in conversations either on the computer or on the phone.

Smsing has enabled us to use a cheap-skate way of telling another person how much we are fond of them.
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Boy:Eh i like you
Girl:Huh?
Boy:I like you
Girl:Seriously arh?
Boy:Ya
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Msn has disguised true emotions through the use of emoticons.
-The only emoticon i like is the '(Y)' one...

The only cool thing technology has given us is the cordless phone, NOT the handphone mind you, the cordless phone...and not forgetting TV as well :D (i really am smiling).

But, can we really, truly, seriously live without our gadgets?

I highly doubt it...

And am i talking a lot of bullshit?

I truly believe i am =)



Me and Raaj, Maxlife-ing ourselves...

Stop Animal Abuse=)

A Break Up Letter

I got the following letter of the a book - 'The Bumper Book Of The World's Best E-mails'


"Dear (her name)
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future Mrs(your last name). As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available.
So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following rationales as to why you were disqualified from the competition.

- Your failure to reach for your purse in even a feigned attempt to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of basic economics.

- Your height is out of proportion with your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.

- The way you enthusiastically jumped on the stage at the alternative bar and danced around
demonstrated that you are far too impressionable.

- Last but not least, I am out of your league - Set your sights lower next time.

Sincerely,
(Your name)

Bad Parking


I took this picture right outside my school.
An example of bad parking man.
Looks something like what Belly would do...
=)

A Story To Remember For 2007

"One Night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

I had a talk with Nigel on new year's day,and he reminded me that Whenever i feel alone rmb that the Lord is always there.

We know the Lord is always there but sometimes we need to be reminded it times of distress.

He told me to remember the footsteps story.

I'll be taking my O's this year and i'm super scared that i might not be able to cope with my life in every aspect.

ANYWAY...Hope that this year would FLY by and be done with...

Good night!

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This is the first picture that i've taken this year.
For Fun.

Days Of Our Lives

1st day of the year 2007!



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