I got the following letter of the a book - 'The Bumper Book Of The World's Best E-mails'
"Dear (her name)
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future Mrs(your last name). As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available.
So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following rationales as to why you were disqualified from the competition.
- Your failure to reach for your purse in even a feigned attempt to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of basic economics.
- Your height is out of proportion with your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
- The way you enthusiastically jumped on the stage at the alternative bar and danced around
demonstrated that you are far too impressionable.
- Last but not least, I am out of your league - Set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely,
(Your name)
"Dear (her name)
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future Mrs(your last name). As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available.
So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following rationales as to why you were disqualified from the competition.
- Your failure to reach for your purse in even a feigned attempt to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of basic economics.
- Your height is out of proportion with your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
- The way you enthusiastically jumped on the stage at the alternative bar and danced around
demonstrated that you are far too impressionable.
- Last but not least, I am out of your league - Set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely,
(Your name)
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